> > RESUME > > > > George W. Bush > > The White House, USA > > > > > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > > > > > > LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, > > Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of > > alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my > > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas > > driving record has been "lost" and is not available. > > > > > > MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and > > went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions > > about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was > > able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. > > > > > > COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader. > > > > > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > > > > > > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. > > > > > > I began my career in the oil business in Midland, > > Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't > > find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt > > shortly after I sold all my stock. > > > > > > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a > > sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. > > > > > > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends > > in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I > > was elected Governor of Texas. > > > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: > > > > > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil > > companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the > > Union. > > > > > > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the > > most smog-ridden city in America. > > > > > > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the > > tune of billions in borrowed money. > > > > > > I set the record for the most executions by any > > Governor in American history. > > > > > > With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, > > and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I > > became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. > > > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > > > > > > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing > > cost of over one billion dollars per week. > > > > > > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted > > the U.S. Treasury. > > > > > > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit > > in U.S. history. > > > > > > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies > > filed in any 12-month period. > > > > > > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the > > history of the U.S. stock market. > > > > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to enter > > office with a criminal record. > > > > > > I set the the all-time record for most days on > > vacation in any one year period. > > > > > > After taking-off the entire month of August, I > > presided over the worst security failure in > > U.S.history. > > > > > > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical > > Bunker Buster," a WMD. > > > > > > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our > > reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on > > our British friends. > > > > > > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips > > by a U.S. president. > > > > > > In my first year in office over 2-million Americans > > lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. > > > > > > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a > > 12-month period. > > > > > > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration > > than any president in U.S. history. > > > > > > I set the record for least amount of press conferences > > than any president since the advent of television. > > > > > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. > > history and refused to intervene when corruption > > involving the oil industry was revealed. > > > > > > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. > > history. > > > > > > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and > > support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops > > and their families -- in war time. > > > > > > I have set the all-time record for most people > > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public > > venues (15 million people) shattering the record for > > protest against any person in the history of mankind. > > > > > > I've broken more international treaties than any > > president in U.S. history. > > > > > > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the > > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My > > "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron > > oil tanker named after her. > > > > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to order an > > unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military > > occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the > > will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. > > citizens, and the world community. > > > > > > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the > > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United > > States government . > > > > > > I am the first president in U.S. history to have the > > United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights > > Commission. > > > > > > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. > > > > > > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners > > of war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abide > > by the Geneva Convention. > > > > > > I am the first president in history to refuse United > > Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. > > election). > > > > > > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for > > receiving the most corporate campaign donations. > > > > > > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of > > my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the > > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My > > political party used the Enron private jets and > > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. > > Supreme Court during my election decision. I have > > protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against > > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was > > spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than > > has been spent investigating one of the biggest > > corporate ripoffs in history. > > > > > > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the > > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later > > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the > > largest failure of diplomacy in world history. > > > > > > I am first president in history to have a majority of > > Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest > > threat to world peace and security. > > > > > > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals > > to be awarded government contracts. > > > > > > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring > > Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice. > > > > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > > > > > > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now > > in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for > > public view. > > > > > > All records of SEC investigations into my insider > > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in > > secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > > > > > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my > > Vice-President, attended regarding public energy > > policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for > > public review. > > > > > > Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 - > > > > Send this to every voter you know.
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