Ah, Burke!

It seems that nothing is working. Sorry about the trees.

I suppose I'll just have to send you something else (although I am working on the seafood angle -- I guess you could say that I'm an angler, hahahaha!).

So, how about a nice cow skull? All dry, of course, and bleached by the sun and wind. Could become a nifty conversation piece in your living room, especially if you wire red LEDs into the eye holes. Or, if you want, I could probably send you a do-it-yourself cow skull kit. After all, these ARE indigenous to my part of the world and I'll just bet that you don't have any where you are.