FOR WHAT ITS WORTH: Here is lyrics sang to the melody of Are you lonesome tonight entitled
SENIOR'S LAMENT
Are you lonesome tonight Does your tummy feel tight Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums Does your memory stray To that bright sunny day When you had all your teeth in your gums.
Is your hairline receding Your eyes growing dim Hysterectomy for her And it's prostate for him Does your back give you pain Does your knees predict rain Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Is your blood pressure up Good cholesterol down Are you eating your low-fat cuisine All that oat bran and fruit Metamucil to boot Helps you run like a well-oiled machine
If it's football or baseball He sure knows the score Yes he knows where it's at But forgets what it's for So your gall bladder's gone But your gout lingers on Tell me dear are your lonesome tonight.
When you're hungry he's not When you're cold he is hot Then you start that old thermostat war When you turn off the light He goes left you go right Then you get his great symphonic snore
He was once so romantic So witty and smart How did he turn out to be such a cranky old fart So don't take any bets It's as good as it gets Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight.
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