Here is one of my spinoffs-sung to the same tune:

PEPE THE LOVESTRUCK LOVE SKUNK

Chorus: Pepe the lovestruck love skunk lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
A kitty named Penelope loved Pepe the Skunk
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
(Chorus 2x)

Together they would travel in a boat with billowed sails
And Penelope kept a lookout perched on Pepe's stinky tail.
Canine kings and princes would hide whenever they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Pepe shouted out his name.
(Chorus 2x)

Fridays are usually happy and cheerful, but not this particular one.
A person means a lot to you when they're your favorite one.
One Friday it happened, Penelope went to a sleepover
And Pepe that lovestruck love skunk, he ceased his fearless stink.
His head was bent in sorrow, green tears fell like rain.
Pepe no longer went to play along the Cherry Lane.
Without his favorite friend, Pepe could not be brave,
So Pepe that lovestruck love skunk sadly slipped into his cave.
(Chorus 2x)

Cute song, huh?