I'm not sure of the tune for Liverwurst, Joe, but I'll check with my mommy. She's not from Milwaukee, but she oughta know anyway.

Here's another gem from my past, whose tune I also can't place (another mommy question).

My name is Jesus, the Son of God.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

I walk on water, my favorite trick

And for an encore I can even heal the sick.

My name is Mary, and I'm a virgin.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This next is sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic:

Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhattan Bank

Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhattan Bank

Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhattan Bank

Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!

For a Jewish family, we sure spent a lot of time singing about Jesus.

And finally:

My Bonnie looked into the gas tank

The height of its contents to see

She lighted a match to a cistern

Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.

Oh, yeah -- there's this too--

In a cavern, in a cavern

Excavating for a mine

Lived a miner, 'Forty-eighter

And his daughter

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