Here are two more verses:

........It's an eighteenth century coaching inn,
So the signs say on all the approaches.
'Til the last sign of all, fixed on to the wall,
That one reads "Sorry no Coaches".

........There's a door marked FILLIES,
Which makes us look sillies,
Complete with ye period bolts,
Which often do stick,
If you don't know the trick,
And you have to climb out through the COLTS.

Does anyone have the full lyrics?