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GUEST,Eddie Musical Ponders (4) Musical Ponders 14 Dec 03

Playing music on a regular basis,a few questions spring to mind, most seem unanswerable but it's time we folkys aired our ponders!

If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why the f**k did they write a song about it?

If little Tim Maguire was a convicted arsonist by the time he started school, why was he not put into a juvenile detention centre?

If "My grandfathers clock was too big for the shelf" why the hell didn't he buy a clock that wasn't?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?

Why do Pubs & Bars advertise live bands, is there any other kind??

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Does this start the ball rolling with anyone and there unsung frustation???????????????????

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