Playing music on a regular basis,a few questions spring to mind, most seem unanswerable but it's time we folkys aired our ponders!
If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why the f**k did they write a song about it?
If little Tim Maguire was a convicted arsonist by the time he started school, why was he not put into a juvenile detention centre?
If "My grandfathers clock was too big for the shelf" why the hell didn't he buy a clock that wasn't?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?
Why do Pubs & Bars advertise live bands, is there any other kind??
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Does this start the ball rolling with anyone and there unsung frustation???????????????????