Khandu, I sincerely hope that you are locked up for a good long while by the morality police in Mississippi or whatever wretched backwater it is that you live in. You are an embarrassment. You give new meaning to the old phrase "the Idiot King".
Captain West - I think you are probably right...there are such venues here and there in Great Britain if one works at it. However, I do not wish to kill you outright (though it's certainly a tempting thought). No, I wish to simply humiliate you publicly before your peers and mine, and watch you crawl away alive but forever humbled, like a deflated windbag which is what you really are.