CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED:


Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia -- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

      Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and

      Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna

      Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

      Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

      Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

      Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle......