Oh, bird in the Bush, you're anxious to know Where on earth do I live. Don't search high and low. New York or Old England? Which could it be? Maybe it's neither - I'm devious, me. But there's clues on the envelope for your inspection Which may be of use to find the direction. West Greenwich, West Norwich, West Sandwich, maybe For the rest of it isn't that easy to see But I'm not letting on if I'm colt or I'm filly Though as for my name - it's not Sally or Willy. Opening the CDs won't help you to guess For there's nothing in there points to my address If like Rumpelstiltskin my name you discover It won't harm me at all. Have a guess. Have another. If none of this helps you, well ain't that invidious You have to remember that Albion's perfidious HO! HO! HO!
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