I should like to remind everyone that it is Miss "Q" who is entirely responsible for this idiotic thread, and she is going to pay dearly for it when I find her. Which I shall.
(I was disgusted to see one of Malcolm Buggeroll's poetic ramblings on this forum, but it's a minor distraction. The man is incapable of creating anything artistic. His only talents lie in enlarging the boundaries of perversity. He has fled to France, where such things are more readily tolerated, and that is a blessing for the British Isles.)