As long as we're on the subject on underwear....
"Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" (Winter Wonderland) is the database.
I love love love the negligee song!
Here's one sung to the tune of Brazil (which was Les Paul? Chet Atkins? Someone else entirely?)
Brassières! Sold on the second floor at Sears!
They mold your boobies into spears! Brassières!
(That's all I know.)
I also have a CD with a silly song on it called "From the Indies to the Andes in his Undies." Anyone familiar with it?
Another silly favorite of mine is "Dead Dog Scrumpy", or maybe it's called Scrumpy Cider. In any case, it's in the database. And it doesn't mention underwear even once.
And here's one sung to the tune of the Toreador song from Bizet's Carmen:
Toreador-a! Don't spit on the floor-a
Use the cuspidor-a! Whaddaya tink it's for-a?
Would someone please tell me how to do line breaks? That would be so nice....