Wanted: Nonencumbered childless straight (but very liberal) will sleep with anyone of the opposite sex and probably the same sex, too, it doesn't matter as long as it includes me female travel companion wink, wink. Non smoker, social drinker, caucasian, 35-55 younger than me, attractive astonishingly beautiful, weight according to height although I'm not any of those things, current passport because somehow even though this trip isn't leaving until April, it's important that you not have to bother to apply and wait 3 weeks, educated,it doesn't matter if a similar "companion" arrangement put you through college bi-lingual English-French (preferred), EXTROVERT!, comfortable in any social setting (usabashed), because I'm not and I want someone to make it easier for me in social settings complete physical mandatory you're a slut, but somehow you've escaped any consequences, extensive background check WILL be performed by an agency NO criminal record. no, no, YOU get checked, not ME Excellent salary, all expenses (medical, travel, accomodations, etc), wardrobe furnished of my choice, free time, world travel, free to leave my company at any time you feel this is not for you. Wanna bet your life on it, ladies?

These "ads" can be found in every major newspaper in the world. One wonders if anyone is answering, and when they are, who's more disappointed in the results.