I have been spreading the word for years that thas world is going to hell. Few bothered to listen. Yet I have persevered.

There have been signs along the way to support my message. Indeed there have been signs.
Yet today, be it serendipity, be it happenstance...Nay,be it Providence...today I discovered the surest sign the world is quickly Hell-bound:

The Mother of all BS threads. Or "MOAB" as you blasphemers choose to call it!

I could not imagine such a display of filth in a public forum 40 years ago! Each and every one of you would have been publicly whipped or hung!

Oh, for the good old days!

Of course, in talking to you, I am casting my pearls before swine...I expect that you will turn and rend me.

But I am prepared. I have dealt with persecution before. It has never stopped me!

My messiage to you heathens is this:

Stop this foolishness immediately! Repent of your evility and turn this profane thread into "The Mother of All Propriety Threads"!!

Think of it...you will be a lighthouse to the rest of your Mudcat bunch! They will thank you, saying things like "It was that MOAB bunch...they showed us the way!"

The power is in your hands to forever change Mudcat!!

I will check in some time in the future to see what you have done with my message! Lord help you all if you ignore me!

Rev. Bernard Anthony Dick