There was this guy in Norfolk Virginia (where I used to live) named Ken Hicks who either wrote or performed some very wacky songs. I'm pretty sure he wrote this one, but I can only remember the chorus:
Some folks love hamhocks
Some folks love pork chops
Some folks love veeeeeegetable soup
But Roland the Roadie, he loves Gertrude the Groupie
And Gertrude the Groupie loves those groups.
He also covered The Great Strip Poker Massacre by Mike Cross, which is a wonderful song.
Thanks for the tips on linebreaks -- hope it works.
Anyone for a chorus of "God Rest Ye Jerry Mendelbaum"?