"Can you play that?" Asked when I got my harp out of her case at a festival. Noooo... I just carry it around to look cool....*g*
"Do you have any books here?" Asked at the library where I work--seriously.
"You didn't really make that, did you?" Asked at a craft show after reading the sign that said "handmade by Jennifer St.Clair..."
"What is that thing?" Asked at same festival about my harp. I've been asked that about my flutes too, and ocarinas, of course. No one seems to know what an ocarina is.
and my #1 favorite, while sitting at the circulation desk reading the latest Stephen King...
"You don't read *that* kind of book, do you?" No, I'm just sitting here staring at the pages.