Listing, Catspaw, ya dirty sea snake! I's heard of you and yer vulgar ways enuff times already, and what I's heard ain't good. Yer a nationable disgrace. Steps out on my poopdeck, buster, and I'll smacks your silly face from here to Shanghai with one good punch, and not even sweat a little whilst I does it. You wouldn't knows a good comic if ya had it shoved up your left nostril and twisted! I got a good mind to come down to Ohio and straighten you out, sailor! Didn't your momma tell ya it's not nice to insults people on their birthdays? Where did you get brought up...in one of them little one-room shacks with a half moon on the door?

Popeye