As King of darkness and chaos (not to mention Lord of the Flies), I think that I should be able to claim a portion of the royalties for any songs about me. I used to accept payment in immortal souls, but I'm afraid that these days the bottom has dropped out of the market for that commodity. I also realise that most of you wretched folksingers will be MINE in a fairly short time anyway - especially those who play banjo, bodhran, or kazoo. I shall therefore require payment in GOLD.

I shall get my hoards of demons to collect the data and enter it into my computer - my system never goes down on me (I have fallen angels to do that). You may expect the payment demands very soon.