I resurrected this song a couple of years ago - I used to sing it in the 70's. I couldn't remember all of the verses so I added one:- Well I've played it all over the world And productions, I can direct 'em In Stratford on Avon I'm billed As the Hole in the Pachyderm's Rectum Also, there was a last verse that no-one else seems to have included:- Well now we've reached the last verse It's as different as chalk is from charcoal And just for a laugh we'll sing the last line Through the elephant's … (Chorus)
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