Two men were about to tee off for a game of golf, when a stranger comes along and asks if if can join them in the round. They agree, and the three of them commence the game.

After a while , they get talking, and one of them asked the stranger what he did for a living. He said "I'm a hitman". They looked stunned, so he says,"Yes really". Then from among his set of golf clubs, pulls out a long range rifle, complete with telescopic sight. "Here, have a look he says", handing it to them. One of them holds it up, then looks through the telescopic sight. In the distance he sees his house. He looks at his bedroom window, and says " Oh look, there's my wife. Hey, hold on a minute. There's a bloke with her. It's my next door neighbour. They're both naked!" I'm not having this. Then asks the hitman how much he charges for a hit.

The hitman says says £1000. The man says "Right, I'll have two hits, thats £2000. One for him, and one for her. What I want you to do is shoot him down below, and her in the mouth".

The hit man says "OK", then takes aim with his rifle. He's just about to shoot, when he stops and says, "Actually, I think I can save you £1000!"