Let's keep this going, I need the material!! A farmer was guiding his herd of cows across a country road, when a young woman, driving too fast, was unable to stop, and, she hit the last cow in line so hard, the old thing was knocked to the ground. The woman got out of the car to apologize, and, as she approached the farmer, the cow gained her feet and went on her way. woman .."Well, I guess I didn't hurt her too bad." farmer.. "No, but if you think you done her any good, I'd be glad to pay YOU."