Mudjack, you've still got a few years before you officially reach old fartiness*. At least ten. Hell, I'm 67 and still a spring chicken (or maybe a spring turkey, complete with wattles). And you still have a few years before you can qualify for senior citizen discounts, at least anywhere but Sizzler. Ah, yes! The joys of dotage!

--seed

*Middleaged fartiness, though, is another thing entirely.

This damned internet keeps rejecting my postings--I've tried twice so far (and it took me four attempts to post to my own birthday thread).

Here goes number 4 (third time was not the charm).

Come on, folks, get outa the way. Number five is in transit...