If you can't be kind, be vague

Never try to explain your music to somebody listening to Britney Spears or Coalchamber

There are as many truths as there are people in the world

In a hundred years time it won't matter anyway

In ten years time, you'll look back and laugh

Tomorrow you will be somebody else

Agonising over irrevocable decisions must not stop you making them

Charity is not the natural human state

Don't trust theory. Communism looks good in theory. It's what happens in practice that counts.

You get one chance. Don't screw it up.

And I'm gonna cheat, because I have one more:
Not everyone can be prevailed upon to see the greatness of Bob Dylan - the poor, misguided fools.