REINSTALLING WINDOWS by LES BARKER I've bought a computer; It cost a thousand pound Every time I switch it on It keeps on falling down. I used to think it was my friend Now it drives me round the bend; You'd be surprised the time I spend Reinstalling Windows. I switch it on; What is this? Something wrong with config.sys; This isn't my idea of bliss, Reinstalling Windows. I want to share my printers and I want to share my files, I want to share my anger 'cos It drives me bloomin' wild. My songs, they say, can be sublime; I've conquered cadence, mastered rhyme; Nowadays I spend my time Reinstalling Windows. Reinstall; Oh what fun! It says it helps you get things done; Everyday now everyone's Reinstalling windows. Watch the screen ; watch it say All you do is plug and play How do I spend every day? Reinstalling Windows. It can't find my printer and It can't find my mouse; The other day it told me they were in some other house. Still unplugged , still unplayed, Emailed God in search of aid He's far too busy I'm afraid, Reinstalling Windows. Up at dawn for one more try; Does it work? Can pigs fly? How do I expect to die? Reinstalling Windows. I used to like a drink or three; No time now; Don't call for me; I'm going to spend eternity Reinstalling Windows. It doesn't like my Modem and Detests all CD-Roms; Let's see if the set up wizard Recognises bombs. I used to think it was my friend; Now it drives me round the bend; You'd be surprised the time I spend Reinstalling Windows. At the moment it's gone, but I don't think it'll be long before it's back. I think I'd better consult my computer guru.
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