What about The Piper (also known as The Hole in the Piper's Bag) I don't remember having seen it published or recorded although I have heard it several times in pub sessions in Ireland. This is how I sing it (and I'd be greatful for any corrections): Mrs. Levi gave a great party one night, she invited us all to attend. We gathered a gang, jumped down to her place, A few pleasant hours to spend. There was Barney and Duffy and Flinn and Meself, Well, a crowd wasn't hard for to find. But the thing most important we almost forgot: We near left the piper behind. Chorus: We invited him down to the party, He brought his bagpipe just by chance. We asked him to sing, but he said, "Ah, no. But I'll play yez a bit of a dance." He picked up his pipes and he started to play-- Someone got foolin' about, And cut a great hole in the bag of his pipes, And here is the tune that came out. [lilting] When the piper found out that his bag it was cut, Sure he gave a great lep on the floor. He set about work in jackhammer style, Landin' them under the jaw. Mrs. Levi she fainted, they all made a rush, Tryin' to get out of the door. But the piper had nine of them taking the count, And he swore he could lick 20 more. Chorus Now, if ever you go to a party, Ah, you'd better keep this in your mind: Don't get vexed with the piper, for you'll find him a gintleman kind. But if trouble should start, keep out of his way, For he carries an awful patogue. Ah, you won't hear it coming, but whoow [shouted], when it lands, sure you'll know it's an Irish kitogue. Chorus Patogue and kitogue (sp?) are Irish words that mean fist and left-hand, I believe, although I don't remember which is which. Although this one has the same questionable quality about the lyrics that many of the above songs have, for some reason I enjoy singing it. Perhaps it's the creativity invited in the lilting, including the tuning of the pipes and their reedy sound.
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