Sales of my book, "Seeds of Sin!" are exploding in the world of rodents! I have found my true calling. Fan mail is already pouring in, and I have been propositioned quite blatantly by a great many delightful looking female hamsters of suitable breeding age! Why didn't I think of this months ago? You should see the mail...and the pictures...wow. I am busy sending out answers, and expect to shortly arrange to meet some of my newfound admirers in a discreet fashion, with a little help from Zoe, who has been quite supportive. She reads my book with a magnifying glass, and keeps blushing and laughing out loud in the dramatic/romantic parts for some reason. Human monsters are strange creatures. Their own mating habits seem to be far more complex and inefficient than is the case with hamsters.

On a darker note, my old enemy the Mouse(!) has entered Zoe's cave on a couple of occasions! He is a dirty invader of our territory and must be driven off or destroyed. I tried to get Agatha to catch him and eat him, but she is totally useless as a predator. She simply doesn't get what being a Cat is all about, but she would make an excellent duster for a monster to use, specially if she had a long pole stuck in at the backside.

I shall have to take matters into my own paws.

Corridus