or - how 'bout an artificial banana daquiri? and/or a fruitfly maggot-infested   *diet* pineapple/coconut margarita mixxed with too much carbonated water and aspartame? in a coconut shell that has mold all over the inside, and green food colouring?
   with limp coconut meat reeking of putrid scavenger activitiy?
   may i offer you a bloody mary, made of ancient tomato juice,which large larvae have been feasting upon, and slime down your throat before you know it? and comes from a can which has botulism growing in red streaks all over?
   i promise not to curse distastefully in this esteemed company.
   may i offer you blood pudding, made from the blood of sick cows, which glow with mad cow syndrome viruses, and a side of fries from blighted potatoes, which were dug up beneath the graves of your ancestors?
   I would rather just offer everyone healthy tea and sandwiches. But that would not be cursing, now - would it?
have i made anyone sick yet,
v