I am puzzled by that last Guest's question. Let me clarify the situation. Zoe is a young adult human monster, albeit a female. She's incredibly large and tall. I am a hamster, albeit male. Zoe is my friend and we share the Cave amicably, but mating is simply inconceivable. And it would be unnatural. It used to be Zoe and Agatha's Cave but now it is my cave too, and Measle has trespassed on it, thus committing an offense that can only be wiped out in blood!

Zoe is a very nice human. I should really not call her a monster. She likes romance novels and Celtic music and art. Agatha is a fat, white Cat who doesn't know she's a Cat. She is nice but useless.

I have now entered the catacombs through the same crack by which Measle invaded, and I am following his filthy scent. I shall track him down to his lair.

I am being spied on by those stupid cockroaches again. They're on some kind of vendetta against me, but I do not fear them.

The trail is getting hotter by the minute.

Corridus