And then there is this: GHOST CHICKENS IN THE SKY A chicken farmer went out to take a walk one day He paused by the coop as he walked along his way All at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye; It was a sight he dreaded... Ghost Chickens in the Sky ("Cluck the chorus - sort of - until the last line) Ghost chickens in the sky He'd been a chicken farmer since he was twenty-four Working for the colonel for thirty years or more. Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry, And now they want revenge.... Ghost Chickens in the Sky chorus - get your partner, or audience, to cluck in harmony. Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were fiery red They had no wings or feathers; these chickens were dead They picked that farmer up and he died by the claw. They cooked him extra crispy And ate him with cole slaw. It's in the DT but I can't do blue clickies!
But I can! joe-clone
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