Well! That's a pret'y cheeky question, BigPinkLad! I am not prepared to give you a explicit answer straight out, but I will say this...me Eddie is a right stallion! 'E's not missin' any vital parts that I know of, even if 'e does spend most of 'is time watchin' telly and consumin' various potable and tinned substances.

Rapaire, I expect the press will videotape Eddie's standin' up and I will see wot I can do for you to provide a copy on DVD. Me Eddie wouldn't settle for less than DVD, 'e wouldn't!

I'm so excited that I don't fink I'll get a wink of sleep tonight! I'm going to join Eddie now on the couch. E's watchin' old movies wif Vera Lynn in 'em. I always cry when they get to the sad parts, but me Eddie keeps a stiff upper lip and just belches now and then.