It was much more sturdy than bleedin' Ikea! I must say that I was so upset when I last posted that I misspelt me own last name. It's "Whatnoll" not "Whatnot". Bloody 'ell! It's been a difficult day 'ere and it's not over yet. Eddie 'as been checked by the doctor. 'E's got no broken bones, thank the Lord, but I don't know 'ow to get 'im back upstairs. We may go to Bath for the weekend and visit me brother, Ernest.

You should've seen the Pond's cat. Squashed flat, she was! 'Orrible, just orrible! She made the most awful screech too when it 'appened.