Pleased to see so many in Whitby to celebrate Pete's life, I know there were many more who wanted to be there but unable to make it - I've already had a number of calls and I've been home less than an hour. Afraid we were unable to stay on for the Endeavour session as we had to get back home because of the "day jobs"!, hope it went well. A number of people asked today if I had the words for the song "Piddling Pete" from which he adopted his nickname - well here goes: PIDDLING PETE. Originally "The Piddling Pup" a poem by Jo Anderson, circa 1750 (sung to the tune of "Ghostriders in the Sky") A famous dog once came to town known to his friends as Pete His pedigree was ten yards long his looks were hard to beat And as he trotted down the road 'twas beautiful to see His work at every corner every post and every tree He never missed a land mark he never missed a post For piddling was his masterpiece and piddling pleased him most The city dogs stood looking on in deep and jealous rage To see this little country dog the piddler of his age They smelt his efforts one by one they smelt him two by two But noble Pete in high disdain stood still while they were through Then when they'd smelt everywhere the praise for him ran high But when one smelt him underneath he piddled in his eye Just then to show these city dogs he didn't care a damn He strolled into the grocers shop and piddled on the ham He piddled on the cornflakes he piddled on the floor And when the grocer threw him out he piddled up the door Behind him the city dogs debated what to do They'd hold a piddler carnival the hoop they'd put him through They showed him all the piddling posts they knew about the town And they set off with many winks to wear the stranger down But Pete was with them all the way with vigour and with vim A thousand piddles more or less were all the same to him And on and on went noble Pete as tireless as a windmill And very soon those city dogs were piddled to a standstill Then Pete an exhibition gave of all the ways to piddle Of double drops and fancy flips and now and then a dribble The city dogs said farewell Pete your piddling did defeat us But no one ever put them wise that Pete had diabetes. - so now you know! Regards Malc.
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