I don't know if anyone knows this cowboy tune but here goes... To the tune of 'Pecos Bill' Peg leg Martha was a Seagull out of Turkey A special amputated avian at large For though her leg was made of plastic All her scrounging was fantastic She ate more than any Seagull on the Barge Oh Yippee Yi Yay, Yippee Yi Yull For the Toughest Seagull West of Istanbul! Once her foot had been a lacerated nightmare So to save her life the Vet had cut it off But did that drive this Birdy Barmy? No, she stole a leg from Barbie, And went home to beg some french-fries on the Dock! Oh Yippee Yi Yay, Yippee Yi Yull For the Toughest Seagull West of Istanbul! Now the tourists on the yacht all look for Martha And the headlines say she's running very well She gets scraps before the others 'For her sisters and her brothers She's the only Bird with limbs made by Mattel! Oh Yippee Yi Yay, Yippee Yi Yull For the Toughest Seagull West of Istanbul! Oh Yippee Yi Yay, Yippee Yi Yull For the Toughest Seagull West of Istanbul! Sigurd
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