My 2 cents and a different version of the Miss Lucy song.
Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven the steamboat went to
Hello operator, give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me I'll kick you
Right behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it, it went right up her
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the garbage the bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K, D A R K,
Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show,
A show is like a TV set and that is all I know know know.
I also seem to remember one about Miss Lucy having a baby and giving it a bath, but she used bubble bath, which the baby ate, so she called the doctor and the lady with the alligator purse. I'll have to ask my sister about that one. It was one I remember her bringing home from school.