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Sheye Naughty kids' greatest hits (110* d) Lyr Add: DIRTY OLD MAN FROM CHINA 16 Sep 97


Oh, Dick: this one's for you. (Ya sure ya want this?) I will deny ever having sung this. As strange as it is true, I learnt this from my grade three teacher (not during school) and am sure I am missing verses. Does anyone recall the rest?

DIRTY OLD MAN FROM CHINA

My mother told me to open the door,
But I didn't wanna.
So I opened the door and he peed on the floor,
That dirty old man from China!

My mother told me to get him a drink,
But I didn't wanna.
So I got him a drink and he showed me his dink,
That dirty old man from China.

My mother told me to take him to the movies,
But I didn't wanna.
So I took him to the movies and he looked at my boobies,
That dirty old man from China.

My mother told me to marry him,
But I didn't wanna.
So I married him and I buried him,
That dirty old man from China!




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