another one from an old cassette tape made off of radio
several years ago - artist/time frame unknown
wording not real clear in a couple of places...

BRING THE GUNS
ARTIST UNKNOWN (Female)
Done Bluegrass Style

now let's get the kids and pack up the car
take that vacation we've been waiting for
drive across the country leave our worries far behind
sing 4 part harmony in Sweet Adeline
(sweet Adeline)

i got these books and the maps from triple A
and we'll visit friends and such along the way
bring the bikes & toys & diapers, pay the neighbor's son
and call and stop the mail and honey don't forget the guns

CHORUS
don't forget the guns, you know exactly what i mean
bring the pistols, bring the Uzzi and the old AR-15
we don't look for trouble, but by golly, if we're in it
it's nice to know we're free to run 500 rounds a minute

we'll head for Chicago and stop for a night
hope for good weather, hope the kids don't fight
they've never seen Mt. Rushmore and they ought to understand
the kind of men who forged our freedom all across this land
(Sweet Adeline)

we'll hike up a trail and ride down a stream
stand by ole faithful and watch her blow off steam
well we'll pack great big lunches, that's not all we'll bring along
'cause we'll be packing 45's, case anything goes wrong

oh riding along, we'll follow the signs
over the mountains, under the pines
[up to blue hills?] where they got what they gave
in the land of the free, you've got to be brave

CHORUS