well kids.....one of my bandmates seems to think size matters, and also thinks his size wasn't enough. We all know that the most decorated of Christmas trees are the smallest...sooooo...of went my bandmate afew mnths ago and decided to get FOUR barbell piercings along the bottem of his manhood. He said it hurt like a living sin to get in, but now atleast 4 women /night want to see it. atleast one of them wants to do more then just see it. So, if size does matter, and its not on your side, decorations also matter...apparently. I am happy to report I have no need for said decorations..haha....Slainte!