This 'ere f'read is rubbish, that's wot is rubbish! Imagine me surprise to find out it was started by s6k! Listen 'ere, s6k, you 'ave exceeded your daily allotment of rubbish on this 'ere forum, and you are becoming a public niusance. At least you can spell thouhg. Not like that idiot John from 'Ull wot carn't spell even a simple sentence like: "Why carn't I keep me stupid gob shut?"
Eddie says you must 'ave 'ad a troubled child'ood. 'E's compassionate, me Eddie. 'E's got a soft 'eart. Me, I fink you need to be taken by the 'eels and dropped in the Tay to cool off for a bit.