Martin - Calm down.    You seem to be getting over-heated.   Again.    I promise I will never, ever call you a used tampon. Honest - you have my word on it.

To do so would suggest that you have had initimate knowledge of the female body on at least two occasions (the first when you were born), that a female who had reached puberty had found you useful on a least one occasion, and it would also be a dreadful slur on all the genuine used tampons out there.

And nor "a roll of toilet paper".   Come on, boy, everyone but everyone has some use for a roll of toilet paper.   Really.

(Come to think of it, when did the right to call people names become part of the right to freedom of speech?    Must have snuck in when the rest of us where looking the other way.   Perhaps we can add it to it the pedeophile's right to recruit and junk this one as well.)