I wrote this for singing at summercamp(with the help of a couple of good kids!) many years ago: (talking blues in "G") I woke up this morning had one in my socks even had one in my tinderbox. Went downstairs got one in my ear how in the world am I supposed to hear? Oh Well, There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. I was walking in the fields today and saw one out in the new mown hay. I got out my heffalump gun, and funny how the heffalump did run away. There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. I went downstairs to eat my soup and I heard one out in the chicken coop. It came inside and licked my face, and when a heffalump comes inside and licks your face, you'll never again shoot one with a blunderbuss. And BOY ARE THEY PROLIFIC! So now There's heffalumps here and heffalumps there heffalumps, heffalumps everywhere If I miss a chord here, skip a word there tweedledum, tweedldee I don't care. (I still get requests for that when I go to camp, too!)
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