Albuquerque's alternative weekly, The Alibi, had just published results of their annual haiku contest. Link here to see all categories and results, here are a few that made me laugh and laugh... category: Albuquerque No need to signal. Why should you exert yourself? I can read your mind. —Pamela Menter category: best way to gently let your neighbors know that you can hear them doing it Look, beds are on sale at Sears. Maybe you can find one that doesn't squeak. —Ann Sanabria Well, what do you know, I just found an oil can. Hey, you should keep it! —Ann Sanabria Man, am I tired. I didn't sleep much last night. Neither did you, eh? —Ann Sanabria category: best end of affair haiku You hate perfection. I hate the way your feet stink. Go back to your mom. —Lacey Bingham
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