Didn't want to start a whole new thread, but here is a haiku written by the cat: You persecute me With your out of tune scraping Put the fiddle down! and one written by the dog: I am tortured by the dissonant jangling of your banjo playing. Get a tuner, they don't cost very much at all - You don't have to guess. and another one written by the dog: Why are you angry? You left it on the counter just for me, correct? and another one written by the cat: Do not pick me up! I do not want any love! Love me, and regret.
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