I love my mother-in-law, Although she's got a lot of jaw, She haunts me day and night I can't do anything right I heard today she's coming round to stay Ain't it a pity, she lives in the city Why can't she stay away Tonight I'll grease the stairs, Put tin tacks on the chairs I hope she breaks her back I look so nice in black The insurance comes in handy She's bow-legged knock kneed and bandy, But I love her, how I love her, How I love my mother-in-law We went to gay Paree And paid five francs to see A big fat french cherie Tattooed from head to knee Across her jaw was a British Man o' war And down her back was the Union Jack So I paid five francs more To see her lily white bum And a picture of the rising sun While up and down her spine Were the Foresters all in line And tattooed on her front bit Harry James was playing his trumpet But I love her, how I love her How I love my mother-in-law!
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