To Pete

Here are some more variants to 7 (aka 5) Nights Drunk.

Hat...John B. Stetson chamber pot
Hat...chamber pot size six seven-eighths
Hat...flower pot look like a hat
Hat...soup bowl with a hatband
Coat...coverlids with buttons
Pants upon the chair...a fly hole in a bed quilt
Ass upon the bed...an asshole on a pumpkin
(The male "c" word) in the hole...bollocks on a candle
(The male "c" word) in the hole...a candle with a red head
Gun...beanpole with a trigger
Boots...bootjack with spurs
Boots...pudding bags with spurs
Strange face...baby with whiskers on
Feet...warming pan with toes
Bollocks...two lemons with hair on
Gentleman...milkmaid with whiskers
Gentleman's dog...sucking calf with floppy ears

Maybe it should be A Month's Night Drunk?

rich r

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