"Flying Saucers", from an old 78rpm that I've now lost track of, around here somewhere....

What do alien space craft have to do with marital bliss? Well, I'm glad you asked.

Oh our marriage used to be
Like the sweetest harmony
Everything was peachy from the start

But like a rocket to the moon
It was over much too soon
The day she my head, she broke my heart

(chorus)
OOWWW! Flying saucers, flying saucers
Flying from the hands of my wife
Flying saucers, flying saucers
Are breaking up my happy wedding life

Last night I sure was blissed
When she threw a plate and missed
I cried this is goodbye to our romance

But she pleaded as she said
Though that plate just missed your head
I'm your wife and I deserve a second chance

(chorus)

So to science I declare
For those saucers in the air
Yu don't have to look to Jupiter or Mars

You can solve this mystery
Just find a woman who is free
Marry her and you will be soon be seeing stars

(chorus)