I've got two more:

I went to school with Laura Linney - we graduated in the same class, and I had a part, briefly, in the school production of The Prime of Miss Jean Brody, in which she played, of course, Miss Jean Brody. I dropped out of the play as it interfered too much with my primary boarding school ocupation, hanging out in the butt room, smoking Lark cigarettes and playing guitar.

and...

I recently shot a coyote dead with one bullet to the forehead.