From brucie in another thread:

Wow!

Ron, the translation site is

http://www.freetranslation.com/

Part of it is free. That's the part I use. For people who require excellent translation, they have humans who will do it for a fee. That's the part I don't use. However, it's a neat site and it's helped me to find some stuff for the folks in the non-BS section.



And now the same message...translated to...ELMER FUDD!!!!


Wow!

Won, the twanswation site is

http://www.fweetwanswation, uh-hah-hah-hah. com/

Pawt of it is fwee. Dat's the pawt I use. Fow peopwe who weqwiwe excewwent twanswation, they have humans who wiww do it fow a fee. Dat's the pawt I don't use. Howevew, it's a neat site and it's hewped me to find some stuff fow the fowks in the non-BS section, uh-hah-hah-hah.


I AM THE TRANSLATIN' QUEEN YAWL!!!! {OD


http://rinkworks.com/dialect/