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|Pelrad||Incredible Excuses... (26)||RE: Incredible Excuses...||29 Oct 99|
In that same vein, I once filled out the "cause of accident" section on the state accident report: "A furry black spider and a gigantic oak tree conspired to ambush me. Upon a pre-arranged signal, the spider climbed onto my lap, while the oak tree leaped in front of my car." I even drew pictures, but the Staties didn't laugh even a little bit.