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red_clay BS: the real john kerry... (77* d) BS: the real john kerry... 27 Oct 04

Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Massachusetts. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and
a large nose. Now John Kerry is running for president of the United States."

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