What a night! There I was, swallowing the Earth after causing the eclipse to distract you humanoids from my swallowing, and this tasty, delicious morsel tingled my taste buds. I had to find out what it was, and you can imagine my surprise when my third tongue played with it enough to discover that it was this thread!

I pulled it out and perused it end to end. What a delightful, thoughtful bit of spice, I though. And created just to make this swallowing, which I had hoped would be the last one, so very, very tasteful and piquant.

It was not to be, of course. I thought that the geas laid upon my by Yog's daddy had been lifted, but no. Damn! I have to continue that swallowing routine.

But I do have to pass this advise on to you.

I have never before, in the eons and eons I have been swallowing Earth, had such a rotten, putrid, disgusting taste left in my mouth as this last time! Ugh! I won't get that taste out of my mouth for at least two years! But if you folks don't do something about it pretty quick, I can't be responsible for what happens the next time. I've managed to hold back, but I am a projectile vomiter and this time Earth was spared that. But I can't hold it back forever, so please, fix that bad taste in my mouth. I wouldn't want to spew you across several hundred parsecs. I mean, even I have my limits. Thank you.